We have found the water closet from the future right here in Australia, in the Northern Territory, in Katherine, in the main street fact. The full metal jacket, all knowing, all seeing, musical toilet with electric moving parts. Fascinating!

Press large blue illuminated button to enter and the toilet does the rest.

Magic computer voice… “Welcome to Exceloo press blue button to close door”

Toilet flushes, just in case.

Magic computer voice….“door is now locked and toilet is now ready for use, toilet will flush when you exit or wash your hands, you have ten minuets to complete your usage of Exceloo”.

Music starts “what the world needs now is love sweet love dooby dooby doo” etc. After ten minutes of this, trust me, you will be ready to leave.

So, having done whatever you have to do and having washed you hands under the automatic soap dispensing, water delivering, hand drying sink, the toilet flushes again.

Magic computer voice. “Please press illuminated blue button to exit and thank you for using Exceloo”

You can’t help but say thank you especially when a surly dude sitting outside the shopping centre toilet across the street demands a dollar to use their toilet and doesn’t even sing “what the world needs now is love sweet love dooby dooby doo”.

Doctor Who’s Office or his preferred place of business.